CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020
Operator: “thank you for calling pizza hut. May I have you’re…”
Customer: “Hello can I order….”
Operator: “can I have your multi purpose card number first sir?”
Customer: “it’s eh…., hold……..on…88989898989898-0909-007-0989”
Operator: “OK… you’re... MR. Singh & you are calling from 17 jalna Kayu. Your mobile number is 4049 your office number is 1234567, and your mob. Number is 014141423241 which number you calling from now sir?”
Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone number?”
Operator: “We are connected to the system sir”
Customer: “May I order your seafood pizza..”
Operator: “That’s not a good idea sir”
Customer: “How come?”
Operator: “according to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level sir”
Customer: “what?... what do you recommend then”
Operator: “Try our low fat hokkien mee pizza you will like it”
Customer: “how you know for sure?”
Operator: “You borrowed a book entitled “popular hokkien dishes” from the national library last week sir”
Customer: “OK I give up …. Give me three family size ones then, how much will the cost?”
Operator: “that’s should be enough for your family of 10, sir the total is $49.99”
Customer: “Can I pay by! Credit card?”
Operator: “I’m afraid you have to us cash, sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, sir.”
Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM & withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”
Operator: “You can’t sir. Based on the records you’ve reached your daily limit on the machine withdrawal today”
Customer: “never mind just send the pizzas I’ll have cash ready. How long is it goanna take anyway?”
Operator: “About 45 minutes sir but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle …. “
Customer: “what!”
Operator: “According to the detail in system you own a scooter ... Registration number 1123...”
Customer: “????”
Operator: “is there anything else sir?”
Customer: “Nothing... by the way ... Aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”
Operator: “We normally would sir but based on your records you’re also diabetic….. “#$$^%$@%^
Operator: “Better watch your language sir remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman….?”
Customer: [Faint]
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